Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss

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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(Source: gotbucky, via urs-truly-always-and-forever)

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calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

(Source: calibornsmainsqueeze, via psyducked)

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via iloveboobs-x)

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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(via i-lost-my-appetite-since-i)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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(via the2amrevolution)

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