Dwight, you ignorant slut!

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss

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13mph:

In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.

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nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

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babyferaligator:

hella is a very accurate amount

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basedgosh:

having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room

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twerknugget:

it’s kinda awkward when you’re friends with 1 or 2 people from a certain group but not the rest and you have no idea why

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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