Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other